WHOA COMMISSION DRIVE WHAT

buttadventure:

HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO’S A DUMBASS. THAT WOULD BE ME. My hobbies include parking my car in places I shouldn’t, getting it towed, and then forking over $384 to get it back!

So this is officially an emergency commission drive! If I get a lot of takers (WERE I SO LUCKY), then between work and classes, my progress will be a little slow. But I solemnly swear it won’t be slower than two-months slow, and I will keep you updated via email. If it looks like something’s going to delay me longer than that, I’ll alert you, and you’ll have the option to keep waiting, or ask for a full refund.

But! If all goes accordingly to plan, then:

STEP ONE: Email me your fondest hearts desires, to silkenaracna@gmail.com!
-Include character(s), plus reference/description if OC! I can look up fandom characters.
-Tell me what you want them doing/how you want them drawn! You can be as vague or specific as you like.
-Tell me whether you want sketch, inked, flat colors, or full CG
-aaand whether it’s bust/full body/full body + background

STEP TWO: I’ll confirm the price, and you can paypal me the full amount to the same address, silkenaracna@gmail.com. Once I receive payment, work begins.

STEP THREE: If the piece involves a background or more than one character, I’ll email you the sketch to make sure you like it. Otherwise, I’ll just send the finished work!

STEP FOUR: uh PROFIT I GUESS

But Liz, you say, what on Earth are you charging for this? WELL…

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signal boosting

And to everyone bitching about Lori:

gunslinger:

She just became completely overwhelmed with everything; the news of Shane’s death and her husband’s part in it, Carl’s increasingly desensitized behavior, the loss of the farm and the stability it provided, the revelation of what Jenner whispered in Rick’s ear, her pregnancy, what that means for her unborn child, etc…

Home girl is riddled with anxiety, fuck off.

What has happened to make people bitch about her?

Shit Damian doesn’t say

charmingdeadpool:

Please feel free to add on to this

• Gee Drake what shampoo do you use? Your hair is so silky and shiny
• Excuse me, Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord savior? 
• Maybe I shouldn’t -TT- anymore…

I was wrong.

Comic Book Men

gunslinger:

“Our demographic is fat, dorky men.”

 

Thank you for perpetuating the idea that because I’m an attractive, well-dressed female, I’m not who you should be pitching your sales to.

This attitude is why I don’t frequent my town’s local comic shop—because I get talked to like I don’t know shit by some sweaty, balding fuck who probably hasn’t gotten laid in years.

A comic shop near me applied to get on that show and were basically rejected cause they don’t fit the stereotype.